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  • The Guardian:

    Any advice for a 21-year-old who hates their job and has the possibility of traveling the world? And has a boyfriend that they like. (This is for a friend.)

  • Rob Delaney:

    Go do it. Fuck him. Is he a guy in his 20s? Then he's the least significant type of person on the planet. A male in their 20s? Run in the opposite direction. Nothing he says matters; his fears, his hopes his dreams are garbage. Men in their 20s are the worst thing happening on our planet. Go, go to Uzbekistan, go to South Korea, just go anywhere he isn't because men in their 20s are bad for young women.

  • The Guardian:

    So what do women in their 20s do?

  • Rob Delaney:

    Masturbate. Date other women for a while. Use men sexually for a while but don't ever invite their opinion or be bound to them in any way.

these are the cutest omg please

  • redbean ice cream:

    ideal partner

  • greenbean Popsicle:

    smth im jealous of

  • mochi ice cream:

    what i look for in a friend

  • mango ice cream:

    a tumblr ship

  • strawberri froyo:

    top 3 insecurites

  • mint choco froyo:

    3 things im proud of

  • cookies and cream froyo:

    3 things you can do to make me automatically like you

  • orange ice cream:

    something ive always wanted to tell somebody

  • jasmine tea:

    an unpopular opinion that i have

  • orange tea:

    a secret that i've kept

  • oolong tea:

    my first love

  • strawberry tea:

    favourite outfit

  • bubble tea:

    fashion pet peeve

  • strawberry iced tea:

    your best feature

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